Main Plot: Kayla[]
(Seth is in the waiting room. Jayden, Ramona, Paris, Delilah, Nathaniel, and Quinn come in.)
Jayden: We came as fast as we could!
Seth: What took you so long?
Nathaniel: My car ran out of gas on the way here.
(They all sit down. They hear screaming.)
Delilah: Some chick is screaming.
Seth: That's Kayla in labor.
(A doctor runs in.)
Doctor: Mr. Evans, Kayla wants you in there with her.
Seth: Coming!
(Seth and the doctor go into the room.)
Paris: I hope she's okay.
Meanwhile...
(In the emergency room, Kayla is screaming)
Kayla: AAAHHH!!!!! I FEEL EVERYTHING!!!!
Doctor: Now take a deep breath and do a light push.
Seth: You can do it!
Kayla: I'M IN DEEP FUCKING PAIN!!!!!
(Kayla stops. The baby starts crowing.)
Doctor: Okay he's crowning.
Kayla: I want to see it.
(Seth looks at it. He faints.)
Kayla: Seth?
Doctor: He fanted.
Kayla: JAYDEN!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile...
(In the waiting room, Jayden hears Kayla calling his name.)
Jayden: Oh no!
Ramona: My guess is that Seth fainted.
Quinn: Probably.
Nathaniel: Is it that painful?
(Jayden runs into the emergency room. He sees Seth on the floor.)
Doctor: Sir, please take your friend and wake him up.
Jayden: Sure.
(Jayden sees the baby crowning out of Kayla.)
Jayden: HOLY!!
Kayla: GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Jayden grabs Seth and runs out. He dropps Seth with the others and runs outside.)
Paris: Jayden?
(Jayden throws up then comes back in.)
Nathaniel: Oh my god! Does it smell in there?
Jayden: Do. Not. Go. In there.
(Quinn, Ramona, and Paris wake Seth up.)
Seth: Hello sweatheart.
Ramona: Seth, it's us.
Seth: Whoa! Where's Kayla?
Ramona: Emergency room.
(Seth runs back.)
Ms. Palmero: Seth's back! Are you okay?
Seth: I guess.
(Kayla grabs Seth's hand.)
Seth: You're calm.
Kayla: That's because she's out.
Seth: Damn.
Kayla: Yep.
Doctor: Congrats you too. You're daughter has been born.
(They hug.)
Kayla: Tell everyone.
(Seth kisses Kayla and goes into the waiting room.)
Seth: Ladies? Gentlemen? It's a girl!!
(Everyone aww's and gives Seth a group hug.)
Seth: I'm a father!!
Subplot: Joe[]
(The next day; Joe sees Nathaniel at his locker.)
Joe: Hey.
Nathaniel: Hey yourself.
Joe: So, thanks for the good befriending the other day.
Nathaniel: Worth it. I find you attractive.
(Joe slightly smiles.)
Joe: Oh.
Nathaniel: Wanna meet somewhere, afterschool?
Joe: Sure. Where?
(Nathaniel wispers in Joe's ear.)
Joe: Sure.
Nathaniel: See you then.
Third Plot: Shawn[]
(Shawn and Joe show up at the gym. Mr. Hudson is talking to other people trying out, including Myles and Taylor.)
Mr. Hudson: Yesturday, a freshman named Shawn Cooke was signed up to try out. Apparently, he was hazed.
(Shawn stands next to Trevor and Mr. Hudson.)
Mr. Hudson: Shawn, can you tell us who did this?
(Shawn glares at Myles and Taylor.)
Shawn: It was Taylor.
Taylor: What?!
Mr. Hudson: Taylor, did you do it?
Taylor: I didn't do anything!
Shawn: You're the one who threatened me!
Taylor: Looks like it's not enough.
Mr. Hudson: Not enough?
(Taylor feels busted.)
Myles: My buddy would never haze this guy. Taylor may be a hot head, but he wouldn't haze.
Mr. Hudson: Taylor Parker, you're cut.
Taylor: Damn!
(Taylor storms out.)
Mr. Hudson: Try outs iare later today. Dismissed!
Joe: Got him.
(Trevor, Joe and Shawn walk out of the gym.)
Trevor: Now that he's out of the way. It's do or die.
Joe: Um.
Trevor: As in go hard in try out.
Shawn: I knew that.
(Trevor laughs and walks away with Joe. Myles walks up to Shawn.)
Myles: You've got brass balls. Taking my friend out instead of me?
Shawn: I wanted him out the picture. You and I have a QB1 spot to compete over.
Myles: So that's what you want? Whatever.
(Myles bumps Shawn.)
Main Plot: Kayla[]
(Kayla and Seth are at home with their daughter.)
Kayla: She's sleeping.
Seth: It's so new.
Kayla: You do realize that we can't have sex for another couple of months.
Seth: It's no problem.
Kayla: Until we get very very close again, you get this.
(Kayla french kisses Seth.)
Seth: And you get...
(Seth gives Kayla a hickey. Mrs. Palmero walks in.)
Ms. Palmero: Ew.
(They straighten up.)
Kayla: You weren't suppose to see that.
Ms. Palmero: It's okay. That's how me and your father use to do it. Before I got pregnant.
(Seth turns away and coughs.)
Ms. Palmero: You okay?
Seth: It's just allergies.
Ms. Palmero: What her name, anyways?
Seth: Alicia.
Ms. Palmero: Alicia Palmero-Evans?
Seth: Just Palmero.
Ms. Palmero: I like the sound of that.
(Kayla and Seth smile.)
Subplot: Joe[]
(Afterschool, Joe walks in the boiler room and sees Nathaniel.)
Nathaniel: You came.
Joe: Yeah. Finally we can talk.
Nathaniel: Something we've both been dying to do.
(Nathaniel kisses Joe. Joe kisses him back.)
Third Plot: Shawn[]
(Shawn shows up to football tryouts. He sees Myles. They share dirty looks.)
Myles: Ready to lose?
Shawn: Of course you are.
Mr. Hudson: Okay now we will test for QB spots. Myles Landon and Shawn Cooke are up.
(Myles and Shawn line up for football throws. Myles throws a football at 20 yards.)
Mr. Hudson: You're up, Shawn.
Myles: He'll never beat that.
(Shawn throws a football at 35 yards and hits Mr. Hudson's car.)
Shawn: Crap! Sorry about that.
Mr. Hudson: You're lucky it's mine and no one else's. Other than my car getting hit by you're football throw, you own this round.
Shawn: Whoo!!
Myles: Come on!!
Shawn: Quit complaining!
(Shawn bumps Myles.)
Subplot: Joe[]
(Joe and Nathaniel are in the boiler room. Nathaniel puts his pants back on. Joe feels weird.)
Joe: Um. What did we just do?
Nathaniel: Do something sexual. You're really good.
(Joe runs out. Nathaniel follows him.)
Nathaniel: Dude! You really shouldn't run into the hallway after a situation like this. There could be people around.
Joe: But there isn't. Why did you tempt me?
Nathaniel: I found you attractive.
Joe: I'm straight... or confused.
Nathaniel: I'm bisexual.
Joe: Good to know. Don't speak of this.
Nathaniel: If you insist.
(Nathaniel walks away. Joe feels guilty.)
Third Plot: Shawn[]
(The next day, the tryout athletes are lined up in the gym.)
Mr. Hudson: Our new wide reciever, Trevor Armstrong.
(They clap for him.)
Mr. Hudson: Our Center, Darnell Clark.
(They clap for him.)
Mr. Hudson: And now for our QB1...
(Myles stepps up.)
Mr. Hudson: Shawn Cooke!
(Myles gets mad. Shawn shakes Hudson's hand then gets back in line.)
Mr. Hudson: Congrats to the ones who made the team. Shawn Cooke may be a freshman but he knows a lot about sports. Those o you who didn't make it. You can tryout for January's new sport's team.
(They cheer. Joe and Kaitlin walk in.)
Shawn: Dude where were you?
Joe: I couldn't make practice because I got sick.
Shawn: From what?
Joe: Runny crap and stomach problems.
Shawn: Okay well since I made QB, I can find a way to get you on the team.
Kaitlin: Congrats!!
(Kaitlin hugs Shawn and he smiles. Myles pushes Shawn.)
Myles: You little bitch. You got that spot because you hazed my friend.
Shawn: I told you. I wanted Taylor out the picture so you and I can have fair fight.
Myles: You want a fair fight?
(Myles punches Shawn, making him fall to the ground.)
Shawn: Dammit!!
(Shawn punches Myles even harder. Joe and Kaitlin break it up.)
Kaitlin: Enough!
(Myles storms off.)
Main Plot: Kayla[]
(Kayla is puttting Alicia to sleep. She goes into her room.)
Kayla: Seth?
Seth: I'm in here.
(He's in the bathroom.)
Kayla: What are you doing?
Seth: Washing my face.
Kayla: Cool, when you come out, come to my room. Alicia is asleep.
Seth: Okay. What for?
Kayla: So you and I can have a french exam with a side of dry-humping.
Seth: Sounds great.
(Seth scratches his hair and a piece falls out.)
Seth: Damn, I should use conditioner.
(Seth goes in Kayla's room. Kayla grabs him and pulls him on her bed.)
Seth: You're strong.
Kayla: You got that right.
(They start kissing.)